Saturday, 27 March 2010

We Could all do with a Laugh around about Now...

I've noticed the airwaves have been pretty bleak this week. Seems like so many people are having a hard time of it lately, me included. Humour is a wonderful thing & something not employed often enough I find. If I didn't have a great sense of humour - living in Africa, quite honestly, would be a chore. I received this over e mail this week & couldn't help but chuckle. Please don't be offended if you're blonde! I don't subscribed to the stereotype!!

A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an 'exotic' pet . As she looks about the store, she notices a box FULL of frogs.

The sign says:- 'S*X FROGS' Only $20 each! Comes with 'complete' instructions. The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, 'I'll TAKE one!' As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, 'Just follow the instructions!' The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully. She does EXACTLY what is specified:

1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very s*xy nightie.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you, and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do.

She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise . . . NOTHING happens! The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, 'If you have any problems or questions . please call the pet store.' So, she calls the pet store. The man says, 'I'll be right over.' Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in and says, 'See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The darn frog just SITS there!' The man . . . looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares 'directly into its eyes' and STERNLY says:

I'm only going to show you how to do this
ONE ... MORE .... TIME!!!'

Now if that didn't bring a smile to your face then you definitely need to learn to laugh a little!


{btw the * is just there as a precaution against Google 42 I CAN say the word...;-D}


Shayne said...

This was just what i needed this morning. After blabbering ridiculously whilst reading Lynette's post, this brought a smile and a giggle to my lips.

Thank you and have a wonderful weekend. xx

Lynette Jacobs said...

LOL! Stupid blond and clever pet shop owner:)

tania said...

LOL!! funny, you!! thanks for the laugh!
enjoy your weekend!!

Emily said...

Ha! Ha! I needed a good chuckle!!! Ha! Ha!
Have you are having a lovely day!

Ella Swan said...'s a pretty clever one isn't it?!

Diana said...

Hey, you won something from Piradee! Lucky lucky you!